Jun 22, 2020
2 min read
My 250…-Doug the Neighbor-
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“Step on the scale.”
The Doctor ordered. I did. The scale went from 0–250 faster then a lizard on a hot sidewalk.
“Yikes.” I said.
“You are no longer Doug the Neighbor. You are Doug the Neighbor-Hood.” The Doctor wrote something down.
“What happened?”
“You ate too much and you did not do enough exercise. Simple. Your BMI…Body Mass Index is too high to count. You are just a Big Mass.”
