Doug the Neighbor
2 min readApr 28, 2021

-Laughs- April…Doug the Neighbor

Laughter is the Best Medicine…

>It is a bad day when your imaginary friend takes out

a restraining order against you.

>I have been stuck in the house for so long, I am getting a tan off

of the fridge light.

>I may look fine. But deep down…I don’t remember my passwords.

>Without music, car rides would be really awkward.

>I bought a box of wine. It said “once open will last 6 weeks.” It lasted 3 days.