• -Laughs-April…Doug the Neighbor

=Laughter is the Best Medicine=

• Save the Earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
• Day One Diet…I removed all the bad food in my house. It was delicious.
• All my passwords are protected by Amnesia.
• You can be naked. But if you want to feel ‘more naked’…put on shoes.
• I work to buy coffee. I buy coffee to work. Circle of Life.
• I am staying away from things that make me fat. Pictures. Mirrors. Scales.
• Co-worker asked…”Could you be more annoying?” Next day I wore tap shoes to work.
• Having a weird Mom builds character.
• Mirrors don’t lie. Be grateful they don’t laugh.
• Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘m’ is silent.
• I am sorry for the things my face said… when you were talking.
• At my age…my mind says…”I can do that!” My body says…”You will be sorry”
• Condoms prevent mini-vans.
• My body is 80% water. I am not fat. I am flooded
• Don’t worry about getting old. Worry about thinking old.
• A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a frieght train. The train engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
• I don’t know if I could complete someone. But I can drive someone Bat-Shit crazy.
• Last time I had faith in the news was with Huey Lewis…
• Always give it a try. Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
• When pumping gas and seeing the price, use your Covid mask to cover your eyes.
• I learn the hard way. Again and again and again.
• Don’t worry about getting older. We are still going to do dumb stuff…only slower.
• They had a meeting about Day Light Savings. It was about time.
• I got to bed about 10-ish. Sometimes 4.
• Accept both compliments and criticism. It takes both sun and rain for flowers to grow.
• Taco Bell. You can still get gas for $1.39.
• It is important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
• Food that causes the most grief and suffering…wedding cake.