• -Laughs-April…Doug the Neighbor
  • Save the Earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
  • Day One Diet…I removed all the bad food in my house. It was delicious.
  • All my passwords are protected by Amnesia.
  • You can be naked. But if you want to feel ‘more naked’…put on shoes.
  • I work to buy coffee. I buy coffee to work. Circle of Life.
  • I am staying away from things that make me fat. Pictures. Mirrors. Scales.
  • Co-worker asked…”Could you be more annoying?”…

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