-Laughs-December-…Doug the Neighbor

Laughter is the Best Medicine

>What I wanted to do this year…drink water and eat healthy. What I did…drink Margaritas…eat tacos.

>You would really be motivated, if the weight you lost went to somebody you don’t like.

>If you write songs about sewing machines, you are a singer/songwriter. Sew it seams.

>Some one threw a bottle of Mayo at me. I was like…what the Hellman?

>Yawning is a silent scream for coffee.