Doug the Neighbor
3 min readFeb 20, 2022

-Laughs-February-…Doug the Neighbor

-Laughter is the Best Medicine-

  • Women get Valentine’s Day. Men get ‘Pitchers and Catchers’ for Spring Training in Baseball season. Everything evens out. AND this year…The Super Bowl. Zowie.
  • I am as useless as the ‘T’ in Pinot Grigio.
  • Walmart should add an upper deck with a wine bar.
  • 70% of the Earth is water and none of it is carbonated. Therefore the Earth is flat.
  • I may not be good looking or athletic, talented or smart… I forgot where I was going with this. But I love bacon.