-LAUGHS-JANUARY-2023-…Doug the Neighbor

=Laughter is the BEST Medicine=

>Not everyone is gonna think I am good looking, smart or funny. That is okay. They are wrong.

>The start of Girl Scout Cookie Season marks the end of my New Years Resolutions.

>She was the Farmers Daughter, but she couldn’t keep her calves together.

>Global Warming…not fun to debate. It is a heated topic.

>Eggs are expensive. This Easter we are painting potatoes.

>Happy to Report. All the eating I did over the Holidays, my socks still fit.

>Hokey Pokey Clinic…a place to turn yourself around.

>DeCaf…useless brown water.

>Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.

>First Rule of Tequila. Tequila goes in. Truth comes out.

>I don’t snore. I dream I am a motorcycle.

>I am reading a book about sand paper. It is a work of…friction.

>I used to be an accountant until I started hearing…invoices.

>Glass of wine…private island…I am there.

>I saw a one legged man at the ATM. He was checking his balance.

>If I can’t remember what to do…I go to bed.

>Mickey Mouse’s wife drives a …Minnie-Van.

>We have never found a cave painting of a …salad.