-Laughs-January-…Doug the Neighbor

-Laughter is the Best Medicine-

• 2022…do we…”take it easy’…or… “take it to the limit one more time”
• Mexican -Keto- Diet…Po Keto mas cerveza por favor…Po Keto mas tacos por favor.
• Pro-Caffinator…one who puts off work until after the first cup of coffee.
• I just asked myself if I am crazy? We all said no.
• My girlfriend said there was no spark between us. She tasered me.
• I asked…”How much to rent this great apartment?”…He said…”Sir. This is a liquor store.”
• Social Distancing…lend someone money.
• I am opening a gym called …Resolutions. Exercise equipment for the first two weeks then turns into a wine bar.
• I am creating more space in my freezer. Well…eating more ice cream.
• A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. The steaks were pretty high.
• I got a chameleon that can’t change colors. It’s got… reptile dysfunction.
• I invented a shovel. It ‘s ground breaking. I also invented the wheel to get things rolling.
• Rock bottom has a basement.
• Years ago…-New Hip Joint- …was a place to go on Saturday night. How things have changed!
• Ring the doorbell on your way to bed. That will get the dogs off the bed long enough for you to get comfortable.
• I changed all my passwords to -Kenny-…now I have… -Kenny…