Doug the Neighbor
2 min readJun 23, 2022

-Laughs-June-2022…Doug the Neighbor

=Laughter is the BEST Medicine=

>On TV you can ‘flip’ a house in one month. It takes me a week to get ready to vaccum.

>I am doing nothing today. I started yesterday and wasn’t finished. I am no quitter.

>Double Stuff Oreos…should be called -Oreos-…Regular Oreos should be called -Diet Oreos-

>I was really hungry. I went to the kitchen, all I found was ingredients,

> “I can’t wait until I am older”…was the dumbest thing I ever said.