=LAUGHS=…MAY/2023…DOUG the Neighbor

<Laughter is the BEST Medicine>

• Knock on the refridgerator door. Salad could be dressing.
• You want recognition. Try getting 3rd samples at Costco.
• I am bold. I am brave. I am beautiful.
• Your name is -Google- because you got all that I am searching for.
• Gentlemen, when dating a woman, be like the Moon. Be bright. Be beautiful. Be gone in the morning.
• The only -BS- I want in my life…Beach and Sunshine.
• Every one has a hidden talent. It only come out when tequila is involved.
• When Miley Cyrus dances naked and kisses a hammer, it is considered ART. When I do it, I get kicked out of Home Depot.
• Don’t give up your dreams. Go back to bed.
• It was another hot day. I opened all the windows and took off my clothes. The bus driver was not happy.
• There was no way everybody was Kung Fu fighting…
• If you want to make everybody happy, sell ice cream.
• Rescue a bottle of wine. -FREE the Grapes-
• You are NOT almost there.
• I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing…
• I fell asleep on the couch. I am in a relationship with my laundry. I was too lazy to fold.
• Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink a Margarita with you.
• It is all fun and games until the beer runs out.
• Listen to your body. Mine points and laughs.
• Stop trying to make everyone Happy. You are not wine.
• My favorite essential oil…-Bacon Grease-
• I removed all the bad food in my house. It was delicious.
• Star Light. Star Bright. First Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might. Have the wish I wish tonight.
• Sometimes you are the bug. Sometimes you are the windshield.
• I may not be your cup of tea. But I am your 5th shot of tequila.
• She is an open book. He can’t read. Perfect couple.
• Every woman’s dream. A man who takes her in his arms, throws her into bed, cleans the house while she sleeps.
• If she says flowers and chocolates, she means Tacos and Tequila.
• I hate people who can’t let go of the past. Debt…