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=LAUGHS=…SEPTEMBER 31st/2023…DOUG the NEIGHBOR

=LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE= >My wife dropped the laundry basket. She is still mad at me because I just stood there and watched it unfold. >Age gets better with wine. >Meow at people just to see what they do. >The only sexual knowledge a 3rd Grade boy needs to…

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Sep 21

=FREE ADVICE…$1=…#5…DOUG the NEIGHBOR

>No mountain too high for a climber. >Most things are difficult before they are easy. >Woman do not break bones. They break hearts. >Chicks dig scars. >Get there -Firstus- with the -Mostest- >What is up -Baby Cakes-? >Not all donuts come with holes. >Today, I am going to have a…

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Sep 20

=PALO DURO=…Chapter 10…DONNIE

“Ladies and genlemen. As Mister Tom Belton announced four convicts from Canyon State Prison have escaped.” Jim barked out. The crowd of about ten tourists groaned. “When we finished doing a hard search of the motel and gas station and back trailers…” “Don’t let my cat, Cactus, out!” Donnie shouted. …

Texas

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Texas

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Sep 16

=TEXAS MONEY GAME= SEPTEMBER/2023…DOUG the Neighbor

=TEXAS MONEY GAME= SEPTEMBER/2023…DOUG the Neighbor <Texas Essentials/Gotta Have it Index> >10 Texas Essential Products to gauge Inflation< <Gotta Have It…to live in Texas> >Not weighted. Added up. Divide by…

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Sep 14

=PALO DURO=…Chapter 9…COW COP

Charlene and Karla were awakened by a loud knocking on their motel door. “Ladies. It’s me Miss Aggie. I need you to get dressed and come out here to the parking lot.” Charlene opened the door a crack and peeked out. “Get dressed. Put on your robes. …

Texas

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Texas

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Sep 4

+LAUGHS+…-LABOR DAY-…2023

=LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE= >Work sucks. Life sucks. Ya gotta…-LAUGH- >My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet. >The beach is the ony place where salt lowers your blood pressure. >Is there a Margarita out there thinking about me? <RIP……

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Sep 2

+Austin-Boom Town-Stock Portfolio+…Index.

>Austin is a -Boom Town- ===================== >Companies are moving to Austin Texas for a business friendly climate with lower taxes, talented worker pool, housing for employees and a great lifestyle. …

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Aug 30

=LAUGHS=…AUGUST/2023…Doug the Neighbor

=Laughter is THE BEST Medicine= >I never finish anything. I have a Black Belt in… Partial Arts. >I am the same age as old people. >I am the Flower of the Family. Blooming Idiot. >My parents taught me to mediate. “SIT DOWN and SHUT UP” >My life is a test…

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Humor

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Aug 17

=TEXAS MONEY GAME=…AUGUST/2023…Doug the Neighbor

<Texas Essentials/Gotta Have it Index> >10 Texas Essential Products to gauge Inflation< <Gotta Have It…to Live in Texas> >Not weighted. Added up…Divide by 10…< <All prices… ‘in the door’…Taxes/Fees/Handling…-PAID FOR- …

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Aug 8

FREE ADVICE…$1…#4…Doug the Neighbor

>Blind Hog can find an acorn occasionally. >Beer tastes colder. Girls look prettier…when you win. >Winning solves a lot of problems. >95% of your problems go away if you keep it clean. >Earth. The Moon. Mars. Manners count. >If your neighbor is cleaning his gutters. Check you gutters. …

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